I wont type in super duper power words to enhance and show sophistication in my post because I know that simple English is the best. People will understand.
"Okay, I recently shared a secret openly, and only 3 believed me.
The others called me crazy.
I know it seems so fake, but trust me on this one, its real.
I got super powers.
Yes, now some of you will start calling me crazy.
For those who don't believe me, I suggest you stop reading, because the next few lines are either going to make you laugh, or hate me. =/
Okay, now that I got my powers, what do I have to do with it? Am I destined for greatness? Or this is just simply a minor technique that does not involve anything major at all? Do I have to help anyone with it? I am now not able to fully grasp my powers, but I'm sure very soon, I will manage. This is beyond belief."
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